Fireflies (A touch of Phosphorus)

Verse 1

You would not believe your eyes,

If 10 million fireflies,

Ganged up to sell you phosphorus.

Verse 2

You may not know the need,

But phosphorus is good indeed,

It helps to belch up burping gas.

Chorus

You need to make yourself relieved

of yesterday’s lunch…slowly.

It’s hard to breath when you are so flatulent when asleep…

coz everything is never as it seems.

Verse 3

Coz I get a thousand blasts,

From ten thousand farting arse

As I try to run for self-defense

Verse 4

A stink-bomb above my head

One more and I am dead,

This life is just hanging by a thread.

Chorus

You need to make yourself relieved

of yesterday’s lunch…slowly.

It’s hard to breath when you are so flatulent when asleep…

coz everything is never as it seems.

Verse 5

Leave ALL doors open front to back

(please take me away from here)

Coz it smells like a rotten potato sack

(please take me away from here)

Why do you eat those radish chips?

(please take me away from here)

These farts can sink a battleship.

Verse 6

To 10 million fireflies,

Please come and save our lives

Your phosphorous is our only chance.

We need to purify, air which now smells bizarre

We tried gas masks but it sucked.

Chorus

You need to make yourself relieved

of yesterday’s lunch…slowly.

It’s hard to breath when you are so flatulent when asleep…

coz everything is never as it seems.